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Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby B » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:13 pm

Send me your lists, 1-25. Deadline will be two weeks from now. Couple of points

1. DC is not a state. It is a district.
2. If you live outside of the US, please consider sending in a list anyway based on whatever criteria you have.
3. If you have friends, give them my e-mail or have them PM me their list here.
4. Guam, Puerto Rico, etc. are not states
5. Do not vote for dumb shit like "state of confusion"

Refer to this list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U. ... population understanding that the ones with n/a next to them are also not applicable to our list.

That is all. This is a LoS by yours truly, so if we get enough people to participate I'll keep doing them and putting a totally unnecessary amount of effort into making the list interesting/funny.

Running tally of total lists received: 46
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby Nicholas » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:22 pm

Faaaaaaaantastic.

Also, I know it means more work for you, but how about allowing us to submit lists of all 50 instead of the top 25? I feel like most of the fun of this list is being able to rank whichever states are the shittiest...
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby B » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:25 pm

It'll still work out that way. This way, an especially shitty state can be listed as 0 of 30 lists, 0 points or whatever.
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby A Link To The Matt » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:31 pm

I am so excited for this one
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby Nicholas » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:50 pm

ok, but if two exceptionally shitty states (say, oh, new hampshire and oklahoma) get left off everyone's list, there will be no way to determine 49th or 50th. this list, more than any, would be the best place to take advantage of the fixed number of states. I'd be happy to help tally if need be.
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby David » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:58 pm

This might be a list I sit out. My number one state would be Indiana because I live there. After that, they would be ranked completely at random.
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby A Link To The Matt » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:59 pm

David, how is that possible? There has to be soem things you like about SOME states. Landmarks? Legends? Weather?
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby B » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:02 pm

David wrote:This might be a list I sit out. My number one state would be Indiana because I live there. After that, they would be ranked completely at random.


Yeah, there's got to be decent reasons why you'd think certain states were better than others. Politics, sports, culture, nature, anything. Please participate!
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby A Link To The Matt » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:11 pm

Yeah, one of my top ranked states is a hellhole, but houses my favorite sporting team, so ya gotta have something
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby David » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:42 pm

It's difficult for me to rank an entire state based on liking the Cubs and Chicago style pizza over the Yankees and thin crust (note: Illinois would probably get second for those two reasons).
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby B » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:46 pm

well there you go, keep going and send me a list of 25. If they are random, let them be random. Pick them by their state flags, I don't care, just send us a list.
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby B » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:46 pm

Also, cosmetic note: please send me your states numbered like this

1.
2.
3.

And not like this

1)
2)
3)

because it makes it way easier for me to search
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby Alex » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:03 pm

Oh god, suddenly I'm really paranoid I accidentally listed "Chicago" as a state
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby Fuzzy Dunlop » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:17 pm

Nicholas wrote:ok, but if two exceptionally shitty states (say, oh, new hampshire and oklahoma) get left off everyone's list, there will be no way to determine 49th or 50th. this list, more than any, would be the best place to take advantage of the fixed number of states. I'd be happy to help tally if need be.

i don't think two states will get left off everyone's list. i doubt one state will. i gave kentucky a vote because of the song "blue moon of kentucky" and i can't think of 25 states i care about more than i care about that song (which isn't much)
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby Nicholas » Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:04 pm

I don't really think they will either (I voted for Delaware, so that's covered), I just think that the beauty of this list is that there are no outliers, that every state would be ranked somewhere by everyone.

But, I'm totally over it. SALLY FORTH!
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby A Link To The Matt » Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:32 pm

I know of at least one and maybe two states that shouldn't get a vote, and I'm curious to see whether they will or not
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby David » Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:26 pm

We have people here that live in Kentucky. So, I'm sure they're getting a vote. I'd guess one of the boring rectangle states might get missed.

If anyone wants me to vote for any state, give me a reason. I am currently have a solid top 3 (Wisconsin because my uncle that lives there is pretty cool).
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby Spoodles » Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:36 pm

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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby Fuzzy Dunlop » Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:43 pm

David wrote:We have people here that live in Kentucky. So, I'm sure they're getting a vote. I'd guess one of the boring rectangle states might get missed.

If anyone wants me to vote for any state, give me a reason. I am currently have a solid top 3 (Wisconsin because my uncle that lives there is pretty cool).

my point is that every state will get voted on for some arbitrary reason
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Re: Next LoS: Top 50 US States

Postby B » Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:52 pm

Please don't sleep on Virginia, the most beautiful state that everyone hates because racists!
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