Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby Fuzzy Dunlop » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:40 pm

Alan wrote:BKW?

i think you should rethink or 'rewind' that acronym

ugh here comes the bleeding hearts squadron :alicia: :alicia: :alicia:
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby baollis » Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:44 pm

A woman just told me I look and act like a fat jimmy jacobs....I wish I got the reference more.
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby blacktoothgrin » Wed May 20, 2009 6:17 pm

means you look like a fat emo, dawg

sorry to break it to you
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby Zack Hoagie » Wed May 20, 2009 6:26 pm

i just got the "english or spanish" reference in Mike's 100 worst band names article

it really is the worst reference
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby baollis » Sun May 24, 2009 5:30 pm

If you hang out with a girl who you know has put bannas in yer vag and her family, a fun thing to do is to bring bananas and then just set them on the table.
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby Andy » Sun May 24, 2009 8:38 pm

incredibly odd typo related meaning-shift in the previous post.

apparently baollis has a vagina, and bananas have paid a visit.
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby baollis » Mon May 25, 2009 1:50 am

wow, yeah the yer was supposed to be a her
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby tmbg13 » Mon May 25, 2009 1:32 pm

missed opportunity for inclusion in baollis quote recording
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby Will » Mon May 25, 2009 5:54 pm

so she has put bananas in her in family as well as in her vag
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby baollis » Tue May 26, 2009 2:45 pm

Not what I meant but it's a high possibility!
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby AudeSapere » Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:07 pm

Are we going to be using instant messengers in like ten years? The generational "we", not the humanity "we". I mean, we're really the first generation to see that kind of technology grow up with us. I can remember in like 6th grade when everybody had ICQ because it let you customize your names with stupid ASCII characters and everybody thought it was hot shit in a champagne glass before we all realized that it was giving our computers hell of viruses. So we all migrated to AOL IM or sometimes Yahoo or MSN, and AOL's function and look has become less cutesy and blocky and more sleek over time, it seems. Obviously it's always going to cater a lot to the younger, hipper crowd (jesus I'm only 23 listen to me) that has expendable time and money, but I also get the feeling that it'll evolve with us in some way because it's almost too convenient to give up entirely. Our means of instantly communicating have diversified as text messaging and twittering and whatever else you can do mobilely have exploded in popularity, but we also spend a metric fuckton of time on our computers and it doesn't seem like that'll change any time soon. Are we going to be putting up away messages like "takin the kids to soccer practice and visiting mom in the nursin home lol"? Are the idiots and assholes of our generation going to continue using awful internet slang until they keel over and die?

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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby baollis » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:48 am

Just recently got direct tv. This allows me access to the G4 chanel after it was takin off my cable like a year and a half back.x-play used to be so much better
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby baollis » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:10 pm

My neighbor has a friend named crystal benoit, this may be the coolest thing ever.
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby K-Funk All-Star » Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:15 pm

My daughter Allyson, age 14 months, has a vocabulary that consists of:

- "Uh-oh"
- "Dog"
- "Duck"
- "Bye-bye," although mostly it's just "bye"
- "Good girl"
- "Uh-huh"
- "What's this?" or "this" (said while handing you something she's never seen before. Her doctor says this is extraordinarily advanced for a kiddo her age)
- "More"
- "Mama" (she only calls me Mama when I have something she wants)
- "Dad"
- "Oh shit"

The last one is alternately adorable and frustrating.
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby baollis » Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:46 pm

If I were going to be religilous, I'd be a quaker. those are some classy people
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby K-Funk All-Star » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:51 am

I had to fill out a lame survey for work a few weeks ago - HOW DO YOU LIKE WORKING HERE and such. They did a random drawing for prizes and I just got the call saying I totally won something. It's not the COOL prize (some sort of iPod), but it's a prize nonetheless. (I work in the noncredit sector of a community college, and it's a gift bag with a bunch of stuff with the college's logo on it.)

I never win anything, so color me excited!

Also my daughter (now 15 months) knows where her nose is and what it's called. I asked her to point to her ears. She decided to box mine instead. Weirdo.
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby K-Funk All-Star » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:35 pm

Somebody sent me a link to some story about a baby whose parents tortured him. Now I'm all sad and frustrated because I just don't get why people would do that.

Also: Would now like to go home and give my kiddo lots of hugs. :depressed
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby baollis » Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:27 am

A hoodie and pajama pants are like the sexiest thing a woman can wear.
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby Spoodles » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:02 pm

and a thooooooong
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Re: Things that just occured to you; Random thoughts

Postby baollis » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:42 pm

or commado.
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